Jesus was gother than you. Jesus was way cool. Jesus was a feminist. Jesus was a vegetarian. Jesus was a false prophet. Jesus was a terrorist. Jesus was a gook. Jesus was an anarchist. Jesus was a Jew. Jesus was not a Jew. Jesus was left-handed. Jesus was a stoner. Jesus was your substitute. Jesus was no sissy. Jesus was hung in a tree, not on a cross. Jesus was gay. Jesus was a bear. Jesus was asylum seeker. Jesus was a heretic. Jesus was an alien. Jesus was an omnivore. Jesus was an idiot. Jesus was my girl. Jesus was a capricorn. Jesus was not God. Jesus was a counsellor. Jesus was a known drug dealer. Jesus was a country preacher. Jesus was the perfect life-coach. Jesus was pro-choice. Jesus was an immortalist. Jesus was a better carpenter. Jesus was a stepchild. Jesus was a loser and a coward. Jesus was a cross maker. Jesus was an analog man in a digital age. Jesus was a revolutionary. Jesus was the Dalai Lama. Jesus was indignant. Jesus was sane. Jesus was a killer whale. Jesus was not a historical figure. Jesus was homeless too. Jesus was a b-boy. Jesus was my feet. Jesus was the beast. Jesus was a sinner. Jesus was sinless.
Jesus was holding me. Jesus was a sailor. Jesus was a street ballah. Jesus was a bastard. Jesus was wealthy, lived in a mansion
and wore designer clothes. Jesus was not poor. Jesus was not a nazi.
This is righteous, brother.