Jewish, down on your luck?

Jewish? Ultra-zionist? Had trouble finding gainful employment in this troubled economy? Immigrate to Israel and get a twenty thousand dollar bonus per family! All you have to do is hate Palestinians and possess the requisite siege mentality and racism. Brought to you with help from crazy apocalyptic American Christians! The end is near! From the Times online:


    Asked why he was willing to expose his two children to such a hostile environment, Baruch, 47, exploded into fury. “It’s the Palestinians and that murderous thug Arafat, may his name be blotted out,” spat the computer specialist from Portland, Oregon.

    “We were going to come anyway but in particular at this time we are not going to change the way we lead our lives. They think that just by murdering us that we will run and hide. We tried to make peace with them and they murder us. We used to care about them but we don’t care any more. They can sit in their squalor and starve for all we care. They can live in peace or rest in peace.”

That’s one less insane lunatic walking the streets. He sounds like the life of the party.

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