You have to see these. From MNFTIU.cc:
FirstBusinessman: Did you have a good vacation, under God?
SecondBusinessman: I did, thanks, under God. Are you ready to have a good war with Iraq under God?
FirstBusinessman: As ready as I’ll ever be, I guess, under God. Do we really have a choice under God?
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FirstBusinessman: What security level comes after “Totally Apeshit?” What the hell is wrong with everyone? We’re just gonna start bombing any country we want with fucking nuclear weapons in order to DECREASE terror in the world?
SecondBusinessman: Why doesn’t anyone like us? Don’t they want to join us on the path of peace, under God?
FirstBusinessman: Remember when a reporter asked George W. Bush who his favorite political philosopher was, and he answered “Jesus Christ?” Do you think Jesus would have rolled over in his grave, if he hadn’t risen from it?
These are hilarious!