eating pretzels = terrorism

Dear readers:

This is Ed. I will brief and to the point. Will return later with further explanation. Here it is: They have a symbol. It symbolizes Bush and all that Bush represents. Their symbol is the American flag. On t-shirts, buttons, bumper-stickers, car antennas. What’s our symbol? It is the PRETZEL. Post pretzel signs in yards, make pretzel banners, make pretzel earrings, make pretzel t-shirts, get pretzel tattoos. Eating pretzels will become more dangerous than burning the flag.

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