24
Oct 05

Cool things at the Dallas World Aquarium

Wow. I don’t know if I told you about when Jody and I went to the Dallas Zoo a couple weeks ago, but Sunday we did one better and went to the Dallas World Aquarium. It was amazing, probably due to it being newer than the zoo and more expensive. They do a good job of moving you through the exhibits while conveying a sense of moving through the various ecological niches. Rainforest to river to ocean. The best parts were as follows:

  1. Giant river otters – Two playful river otters who look like long skinny dogs. They swam around their cage and would swim up to the glass to gawk at the humans. Up close you can see the massive jaws they use to crush the heads of fish. Very cat-like in the skull area. Flattened muscular tails they use like oars. Beautiful creatures.
  2. Antillean manatees – These are like the Florida manatee except they’re thinner and smaller. I pegged them incorrectly as dugongs (another member of Sirenia) because they just didn’t look like your normal manatee. Up close you can see them much better. One thing I was surprised about was the long hairs protruding from their fat grey bodies just like elephants, which is not surprising since they are closely related, I believe. In the manatee tank they had all sorts of other fish, catfish, and side-necked turtles. Some very huge arapaima also, which are air breathing fish that grow up to fourteen feet.
  3. Three-toed sloth – The sloth was so cute and amazing. From it’s mossy fur to its Mona Lisa smile, it is easily one of the most adorable animals you will see. I learned something interesting, sloths live in trees full-time, but they come to ground to defecate. How tidy!
  4. A few other animals I loved: the cuttlefish with their color-changing chromatophores, the sleepy jaguar, seadragons, and the smiling stingrays who flapped against the glass expecting food.

Whenever you’re in Dallas, be sure to check out the aquarium. It’s worth it. Here’s a link to the otter and manatee webcams. Updating live.


24
Oct 05

asides – 10/24/05

The Gospel According to Anne Rice “I was ready to do violence to my career.” But she sees a continuity with her old books, whose compulsive, conscience-stricken evildoers reflect her long spiritual unease. “I mean, I was in despair.” In that afterword she calls Christ “the ultimate supernatural hero … the ultimate immortal of them all.”

Label your books with call numbers I need to do this, although I doubt I would remember what each category stood for.


Cool optical illusion.
Wow.


24
Oct 05

Gone in a puff of feathers

I left Austin for the weekend on a weird note. Consider the following:

  • While checking my oil at Exxon a couple of bums at the bus stop in front of Randall’s got into a fist fight. From a distance it appeared that the shirtless one was defending the honor of the obese woman who normally panhandles with the sign that testifies to her hunger, which I always find ironic since she has clearly not missed a meal. I smiled to myself thinking it was a mutual drunken slugfest, however a guy from the Taco Bell ran across the road with a golf club to rescue one of the dingy bums, who appeared to be on the defensive. Then I felt bad for laughing since the golf club guy had clearly interpreted the situation in a more sympathetic fashion. Maybe instead of a mutual slugfest it was in fact a case of one homeless guy getting his butt kicked by another who was just jealous about the obese woman? I will never know the details. As I left three of Austin’s finest rolled up to buttonhole the shirtless guy.
  • Not five minutes later I was rolling down 183 at 80 mph. I spotted a pigeon, which appeared to be slowing down to land in my lane, the middle lane. I thought, it won’t land because it will see all these cars approaching. Nope. I tried to change into the left lane without swerving since it’s easy to lose control at those speeds, however I smacked the pigeon with a thunk on the right headlight. In the rear view, I saw a puff of feathers and the dead pigeon roll off to the next lane. Dang.

20
Oct 05

asides – 10/20/05

Quiz: Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You? My results: “Kosh – A reclusive seer shrouded in riddles, you reveal very little and only what is deemed congruent with your plans. “Understanding is a three edged sword. Your side, their side, and the truth.” Kosh is a character in the Babylon 5 universe.” Kosh is a Vorlon, a race that has never been seen. I like that. I also agree with the quotation about understanding.


20
Oct 05

Stimulus response

I would love to draw with my mind. There are so many images I would love to communicate visually that I have to describe with words. Imagine a pink-faced rhesus monkey hunched over an array of dials wearing a metal bowl connected with wires and electrodes. The little monkey looks intently into the distance while his little monkey paw taps the button that delivers a steady drip of adrenaline into his blood causing his little monkey heart to beat and throb and his brain to focus. Playing Battlefield is like this. You just keep hitting the button and the boundary between the game and reality doesn’t dissolve it just becomes irrelevant. Last night I played from 7pm or so until 3am, which is about 8 hours off and on. This only possible because you lose all track of time and space. It’s hard to explain this to people who don’t like video games. They don’t see the attraction and I think it may be because they can’t lose themselves in the screen. They can’t pass through the glass, maybe because the 3D environment is disorienting to them or the controls don’t feel natural enough. You have to feel confident enough to move around and look around before you will enjoy a first person game, because only then will you forget you’re using a mouse and keyboard to look and move around. I am at once both scared and excited about the future in terms of what types of simulations will be available. What happens when people grow up satisfied only with what is possible in some artificial, easy reality?


19
Oct 05

asides – 10/19/05

Rumor: Cheney to Resign; Rice as V.P. 2008, the year of the XX chromosome? “Some observers are whispering that the driving force behind the Rice-for-Cheney scenario is political pundit Dick Morris’ new book “Condi vs. Hillary: The Next Great Presidential Race.” In the book, Morris and co-author Eileen McGann warn that Hillary Clinton will be the next president of the U.S., unless she can be stopped.”

NBA Institutes Dress Code “”When you are selling a sport overwhelmingly populated by young black males to an older white audience, the reality is that impressions, first or otherwise, often determine your product’s success,” Smith wrote. ” … Indeed, there’s a racial element here. But since there are 60-year-old black parents and grandparents just as appalled by some players’ attire, there is a generational element too,” he added. “


18
Oct 05

Under the rosebush

I spend so much time alone now that I’m getting used to my own company again. With my girlfriend living in Dallas, I spend most of my time at home scraping around in my burrow like the rats of Nimh, or Bilbo Baggins. Remember that kid who used to sit alone in his room with his sci-fi novels and dusty juvenilia? I am still that kid, only now I am heavier and hair sprouts from my face like rust.

Spending time alone has its down side. Sometimes I am the inhabitant of some cozy desert island mapping out my circumscribed existence in ragged breeches and a hat made out of a coconut husk. Only when I see others do I realize how long I’ve been marooned. Otherwise I just go about my business, folding clothes, reading library books, and drinking black tea with the sugar packets I nicked from Exxon.


18
Oct 05

Plunge Protection Team

Jorn Barger linked to a provocative article today on the Plunge Protection Team, a secretive group charged with manipulating the stock markets in the event of a potentially market destabilizing crisis.

The markets seemed on the edge of a meltdown, but the abyss failed to open up. This lack of a meltdown has generally been attributed to the Federal Reserve Board’s (FRB) steady hand and promises of liquidity. But sophisticated research on the events of those two days indicates that a sudden and unprecedented rise in the Major Market Index (MMI) sparked a recovery across the board. There is good reason to suspect that this recovery was the result of concentrated buying by a few firms.


18
Oct 05

10-18-05

How the snail cross the ‘bridge’ Looks like it rests the shell on one side of the divide, stretches the anterior end to the other side then pulls the shell and tail across. Via

Weblog Usability: The Top Ten Design Mistakes


17
Oct 05

Passing thoughts of the mundane variety

  • I appreciate the concise nature of lists
  • Went home for lunch and ended up watching The Tyra Banks Show. It’s good as far as these things go, but why? The show works because Tyra Banks is likable and personable. She is genuine, which is strange currency for a model. During the show this guy got down on one knee and proposed to his staffer girlfriend after the revealing of her new makeover look. My eyes started welling up in response. This was followed by an immediate feeling of foolishness, and, to a lesser degree, a welcome sense that I have not grown too hard-hearted. Compared to Tyra’s cheerful ease, Oprah seems to be going through the motions.
  • Here’s a strategy I want to employ based on my lunch experience: when I go out for dinner I should immediately save one half of my food to take home. This will have two benefits. One, I will have something for lunch without spending extra money, and two, I will not eat more than I need. What do you think?
  • Allnetic Working Timer is the best program I’ve seen to keep track of how much time you spend on specific projects or tasks. When you’re tracking a project and go idle at the computer it even asks if you want to count the time since you went idle. If you freelance or you just need to track time for tasks or projects you need to get this. Right now I’m keeping track under the task “slacking off”. Since I track all the time I spend I can get some idea of how productive I am during the work day, which is not so good today.
  • Thursday is the new Friday.