I love Barry Crimmins too. He’s the king of incisive one-liners.
- Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics.
- The Pentagon’s so greedy it has an extra side on its building.
- An angry audience member asked, “If you don’t love this country, why don’t you get out?”
Barry replied, “Because I don’t want to be victimized by its foreign policy.”
- There’s a nickel’s worth of difference between Democrats and Republicans. If you put a nickel on the table, a Democrat will steal it from you.. and a Republican will kill you for it.
- What a coincidence, Kaiser Ashcroft endorses the FBI de-emphasizing white collar crime right when the court-appointed Bush Administration is up to its armpits in charges that it consists of nothing more than fixers and apologists for obscenely corrupt corporations.
- Look at the bright side, if Bush and Cheney wrap themselves any more tightly in the flag, they’ll suffocate.
- On Memorial Day John Ashcroft is going to lay a wreath at the grave in which he recently buried the Bill of Rights.
- What’s more shocking? The fact that Bush knew something or the fact that Bush knew anything?
- Bush’s shamelessness is boundless. He lectures Cuba, speaking from a stolen office in which he stonewalls vital information, is at the beck and call of nefarious special interests and works as a cheesy hawker of photos commemorating a disaster that might have been averted had he half a brain, even a mild work ethic or a staff interested in doing anything but furthering his corrupt regime’s dastardly assault on peace, environmental sanity and human rights. Yet he feels not an inkling of embarrassment as he browbeats a country he’s trying to starve about how it can become moral enough to find its way into his good graces. Trouble is, George W. Bush is neither good nor gracious.
- In a Sunday FOX NEWS appearance Cheney said, “I’ve got a real problem with the suggestion that somehow my president had information and failed to act upon it to prevent the attack of Sept. 11.” Well at least he finally admitted to whom Bush belongs.